There's Something About Mary's Facial Cleanser

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A 37 year old chemist was arrested yesterday after tests showed he had added his own 'special ingredient' to the soap dispensers in the women's lavatories.

Gerald Henriksen reportedly asked female co-workers to participate in a trial run of his latest development for a cosmetics firm client, which consisted of a facial cleanser/moisturizer which he called 'BÜ -kaKe'.

The 'cleanser' was nothing more than an aromatic chemical and Mr. Henriksen's own semen. Several of the test subjects became suspicious after noting Henriksen furtively took the videos of the women applying the cream home with him at night. Their suspicions were raised further when he began making 'odd requests' regarding application method and clothing worn during the 'documentary' videos.

Tiana Skovold, one of Henriksen's favourite test subjects and a talented chemist in her own right, correctly identified 'BÜ -kaKe's primary ingredient and alerted the authorities.

While many of the women reported a 'notable improvement' in facial skin-tone and elasticity during the experiment, it would seem Henriksen is now faced with a very different sort of trial.